“Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, because the truth is, I’d much rather die”.
Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me. She loved me very much, and I could see it in her eyes that she respected my wishes in this sensitive matter.
And then she proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!
I nearly died!
But I like vegetables !
Glad to see you kept the Blog
Yeah, I couldn’t get away from it
Haha….too funny!
This is very good:)
Yes it is. I think I stole it from you on Facebook the other day
HA!
What a crime against humanity it would have been had you retired from blogging!
And get over your guilt about lifting it from Facebook. It’s not plagiarizing. (which is bad) It’s recycling! (which is good as good can be!)
No guilt whatsoever! It is the way of the modern age
Now that’s funny!!!