A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.”
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom , how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”
LoL This was great 🙂
Hahaha….that was hilarious!
You know how the brothers like to rib each other.
So there was this brother, a good-natured fellow, a joker himself, who had a lot of facial and body hair. “George, George,” they’d say, “we try so hard to convince our children that evolution is nonsence. We try so hard to persuede them we were created directly by God, and that we didn’t descend from apes. And we almost have them convinced……..and then they look at you and they’re not too sure.”
Yes, yes….a little mean, but believe me, this brother knew how to dish it out as well as take it.